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FIRST TIME
JANE: I was 16 and it was with my boyfriend, the sex was good.
SARAH: Were you quite daring then? Did you shag outside?
JANE: No, we were far too nervous for anything like that. We had sex at his house on his bed. It was nice though. It was better than I thought it was going to be and it didn’t hurt. The fact he was quite experienced really helped
SARAH: I was 16, as well. It was with my first proper boyfriend and I’d say it was pretty average. We were both nervous because neither of us had done anything before.
LESBO LOVING
JANE: Have you snogged many of your mates?
SARAH: Yes, when I’ve been on nights out. It’s a drunken laugh.
JANE: Have you ever considered taking it further?
SARAH: I’d never do that, girls don’t turn me on. Only blokes do it for me.
JANE: I’ve never even snogged any of my mates. I can’t imagine kissing another girl. Girls snog each other just to get attention from blokes. It’s not my thing.
BUM FUN
JANE: What about bum fun? Have you tried it?
SARAH: Nope, and I’ll never try it either. The thought of it turns my stomach.
JANE: I haven’t either, it’s sick isn’t it? If my boyfriend wanted to stick his pole up there I’d think he was gay and would tell him to start going out with other men.
SARAH: Yes, I think it’s a bit of a gay thing to do.
DRESSING UP
SARAH: Do you like dressing up?
JANE: I’ve only ever dressed up once and that was when I bought a sexy nurse’s uniform. It was exciting.
SARAH: I’ve never dressed up in a costume. I love wearing sexy lingerie though, especially lace stuff.
JANE: Do you rate dressing up then?
SARAH: Yes, it shows a bloke that you’re prepared to make the effort and are up for a spot of sauciness in the boudoir. A guy doesn’t want a girl who will let things get stale.
JANE: What costume are you hoping to get next?
SARAH: I’ve seen a sexy Santa outfit in Ann Summers that I want to buy. Then my boyfriend can unwrap his Christmas present himself.
JANE: I’m hoping to buy a French maid’s outfit soon.
WILLY SIZE
JANE: Have you ever had a huge willy in you?
SARAH: The biggest I’ve had is my current boyfriend and that’s one of the main reasons I’m still with him.
JANE: How big is it?
SARAH: It’s about eight inches and he knows how to use it. Have you had a bigger one?
JANE: The biggest was when I went on holiday to Malia and I met a bloke out there at a party. He was local, not English, and he had a massive willy. It must have been at least nine inches.
SARAH: Was he any good with it though?
JANE: Yes, he was fantastic. Size does matter but only if they know what to do with it.
BLOW-JOBS
JANE: I spit but sometimes swallow if it’s more convenient. Giving blow-jobs is such a chore, I’d rather watch Countdown. I think Jeff Spelling is hot.
JANE: Don’t you enjoy it?
SARAH:No, it’s boring but it’s something that has to be done. Getting jizz in your mouth is never pleasant.
JANE: I usually swallow but I think it tastes disgusting. Most of the time it goes so far to the back of your throat that I gag. Yuck.
OH NO!
SARAH: I got kicked out of a strip club in London for having sex in the toilet with my boyfriend. I was sat on top of him on the toilet and the bouncer kicked the door open and saw my boobs. He then ordered us out and I have never been so embarrassed in all my life. My jeans were round my ankles too. It was awful.
JANE: I got caught by my sister!We were on holiday in France and my boyfriend at the time came. We were on a camping site and had a wander off where we couldn’t be seen — or so I thought. The next thing my sister rides up to us on her bike!
SARAH:That reminds me, I also got caught by a bunch of boy scouts when I was having sex in the woods! They walked past and you should have heard all the giggling they were doing! We had two dogs with us too so we couldn’t get away as quick as we’d hoped. Afterwards, my boyfriend had grass stains all over him and I had tree burns up my back.
THREESOMES
JANE: I’ve never been asked or really thought about it. What about you?
SARAH: I have, I think! It was two guys that I used to work with and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another. Things just happened and it got pretty steamy it was brilliant, a one off though. | 
